I caught it!

So, I went this wedding this past weekend, and I realized that it is more fun not being involved in the actually wedding. What I am saying is that I get to do things that the groomsmen and all the bridal party do not get to do. It is like they have to act a little more civilized. Most of my roommates have been married, and we have done some of the craziest things to them. Somethings that I can not mention on here.

I love weddings for two reasons. The first is that I get to see my friends that I have not seen in about year. There are many who think I do not have any friends. I am here to prove you wrong. The second reason is for the food, and I even told people the reason why I show up is to get those pigs-n-the planket. At this wedding, I got a full course meal. We had fried chicken, green beans, mashed potatoes, and biscuits. I also got to eat two pieces of cake. Great food with great friends.

While I am traveling to Tennessee, I receive this phone call from one of my friends, and he asks if I want to help decorate the car that the bride and groom are going to drive. He boosts my ego, and said that I was a pro at decorating cars. This was the same guy who I stole his keys, so that I could decorate his car when he got married. He knows that I am good at doing this job. I know when I get married, my car is going to be trashed, and I do not care. That is just part of getting married. I will let them have my keys, and they can go for it, to a certain extent. The reason I bring up this is because while we were trashing the car, these two fun suckers said that they did not want their car decorated when they get married. Well, all I have to say to them is they will probably get their car trashed more than others. I wish that I could be there to help with the decorating, but I am glad to say that I will not be attending that wedding, and they better be glad that I am not attending that wedding, either, or their car would be trashed.

So, I caught my third garder at this wedding. A lot of people would call me desperate, but I just like catching them. My friends place bets on who will catch them, and I usually win. I am contender, not a pretender. The friends that I have do not believe that I can act crazy, but have a wedding, and they get to see the crazy side of me. I have even thought about being a wedding crasher. Gosh, how much fun that would be.